Ladies and Gentlemen -
Fancy Feast now makes an appetizer for cats. Mmmmmm and Hmmmmm....
I have two questions: First, what fatass cat needs an appetizer? Have you ever in your life seen a cat, and thought, "That cat could really benefit from a caloric increase." I give the company credit for decreasing the spread of viruses. Owner to cat: "Hey Tigger, instead of that bird you just killed,retrieved from the yard, and laid on my bed, munch on this flaked skipjack tuna in a delicate broth."
Tigger: "Thanks mom."
Second, what idiot that made this commercial actually thought that cats watch television? They are totally directing the ad to the cat. And you know the cat that was watching the commercial was pissed when they found out they could've been eating appetizers this WHOLE time. Watch out folks....dessert is next. Cats are smart. They will catch on.
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I'm guilty.I buy these appetizers. In my defense, I feed it to her as her meal tho. She is quite the picky eater so whenever something new comes out, I have to try it. I just felt like I should defend myself. I'm drawing the line at dessert tho. Hell no.
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