Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I see your true colors

I had no idea how stressful a wedding can be. I would love to say this is the best time of my life. But, it is not. When people tell me I should be enjoying this time, I look at them like they have two heads. I love plans. I always have. However, actually "making plans and decisions" is not my strong suit. I have realized how indecisive I am. What color linens? Purple. What type of linens? Um...pintuck. Purple linens on all the tables? Of course not? I finally told my caterer, "Look, you know what to do...do it." She told me I am the most laid back bride she has ever met. Maybe. Or maybe I am just at the "I don't care" point.

Jeremie asked me last week if I would have rather had a wedding or taken the money for the wedding. And imagine this....wait for it...I was undecided. I was never that little girl who wanted a huge wedding, which is my problem. I have no perfect idea in my head. I would be mad if I didn't have a wedding. But, is it really worth it?
What is the point of this blog? Stealing a line from a fellow outlaw, I like dogs more than people. Things you will never hear a person say to describe a dog.
1. Wow, I don't know how I feel about this dog after this wedding. His true colors are really showing.
2. That dog is so fake.
3. That dog's dress doesn't fit.
4. That dog is offended and feels left out because I don't want any help planning this wedding.
5. That dog didn't think about anyone but himself.
6. I've ignored that dog's friend request on Facebook....because clearly that dog is nosy and wants to see my wedding pictures.
7. I don't want that dog in my life.