Hens

As Jeremie and I drove through North Georgia today I noticed a tiny house with a sign that said, "MaryJanes Farmgirl Sisterhood Henhouse." Flabbergasted at such a title I vowed right then and there to research this further. Upon my investigation into such a henhouse I have uncovered an underground Girl Scout-ish adult club. As it states on the website "a grown up girls 4-H club."

One who is interested in being a Farmgirl - with 52 badges to aspire to- should model themselves after a hen. A chicken is their mascot, her name is Henrietta. She is in fact the oldest domesticated animal. And she represents the "can do" attitude of a farmgirl, the little red hen, if you will.

If you are thinking to yourself...it's too late for me to be a farmgirl, I have wasted my life as a working mom who drinks too much wine at night, well you are in luck. If you have a wish to live your country bumpkin desires out through your daughter, you have come to the right place. You can make your little girl a hen. The desire for these hens is to make their youngins into farmerettes, farmgirls in training that love to get together hen and cackle style.
Check it out your local chapter, folks. You can be a successful Maryjane Hen in a week if you are hennish. Are you?
The best part about this is... that I cannot make this stuff up.